How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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