i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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