yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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