well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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