So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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