Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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