Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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