It's just like the Real World with babies
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
