? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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