We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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