Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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