She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
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You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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