you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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