they need to just BURY HIM!
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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