there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
