Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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