Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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