just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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