I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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