I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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