She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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