the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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