hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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