You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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