No, you can still breathe under the balls.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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