I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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