Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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