I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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