im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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