you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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