I molested 6 butterflies tonight
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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