I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
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Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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