You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i think im in europe. pls send help
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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