So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
There are leaves in my underwear?
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