Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It's like God shit irony all over that family
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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