Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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