theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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