A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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