If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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