Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I need to align my fucking chakras
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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