i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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