apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
operation harelip BJ is a go
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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