I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
50% drunk capacity currently
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He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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