So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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