would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I love you. Go after that dick
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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