Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
