Say something about gay babies.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Randomize
