ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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