Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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