It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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