Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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