i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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