I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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