My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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