Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Are my feet made of real feet?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
My vagina is very pro this idea
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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